The Majestic 12

Saturday, March 29, 2025

DOORS 5:00 PM / SHOW 7:00 PM

21+

On or about an undisclosed date, the musical entity known as Majestic 12 was formed,
suspected of deploying high levels of sonic funk and improvisational R&B maneuvers
throughout the Chicago area and beyond. Intelligence suggests that the group’s primary
objective is the manipulation of groove through unexplored musical territories.
Operatives identified within the unit:

● Ryan Gac (Guitar): Suspected of high-level string manipulation, utilizing classified tone
modulation.
● Don Allen Jr. (Drums): Possesses advanced percussive capabilities, capable of
destabilizing rhythmic predictability.
● Jae Gentile (Bass): Engages in low-end frequency control with precision; potential
interdimensional groove activity detected.
● Clarence Williams Jr. (Keys): Executor of harmonic anomalies, linked to multiple cases
of sonic euphoria.
● Matt Jarosch (Trombone): Suspected brass technician, responsible for destabilizing
known jazz structures.

Field reports confirm that Majestic 12 does not adhere to standard musical protocols, instead
employing compositions as launchpads for [REDACTED]-level improvisational explorations.
Their methods are unconventional, their impact undeniable. If encountered in a live setting,
immediate engagement is advised.
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